FOODOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch or Honey Mustard, depending on the type of salad.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Dicks drive in. (local)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Red robin, actually. 2nd in line is Charlies. (local)

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Never below 15% unless the service was total shit. Then I leave an insulting amount.

Q. What do you normally order to drink at a restaurant?
A. Diet Coke.

Q. At Starbucks?
A. Vanilla frappachino. 'Cept, I never drink there. (Ridiculous! You live in Seattle!)

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Pho. Macaroni. Sushi. Rice. Omelet. Chili. Nachos. :'D Any kind of pasta, really. Chef salad. A club sandwich. A lettuce sandwich. Grilled cheese. Etc.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Usually plain cheese. However, I'm learning to enjoy basil and Canadian bacon.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Hmmm. Salted butter spread. Jelly.

Q. What cereal do you eat most?
A. I don't remember what it's called, but it's kind of like Chex.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. White, actually. I leave it blank.

Q. Most visited website?
A. Tegaki, Gaia, Facebook.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Like, eight. 'Cept, we only use one. The others just.... sit there.

Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. I have a chocolate and a razor, both of which I don't use.

Q. How many songs on your iPod?
A. Uh, not nearly as much as I'd like. Probably a couple hundred.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right. (I'm ambidextrous for most things, excluding drawing.)

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Gall bladder.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. I got my first one senior year in high school and haven't had one since.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A very large mirror.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No. Not even in a fist fight.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Sure, why not?

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Jesse.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. -I- would say pink. I don't know what anyone else thinks.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No, I only swallow intentional things. However, I have accidentally swallowed ice I was sucking on and learned that it hurts to do.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Yes.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yeah, but they don't know it.

Q. What color is your front door?
A. White.

Q: Do you smile often?
A. More often than I feel happy.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: To a point. I'm cordial. I'm only 'nice', however, to people I like. (friends, etc.)

Q. Do you hold grudges?
A. Like an elephant.

Q. Who do you tell your secrets to?
A. I keep those to myself, thank you.


DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yeah, why not?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. It really depends on if I need the money or not.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes, but I don't know who would want to look.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. I'd do it for cheaper, actually. I don't value strangers' lives very much. But a million for something simple? Yes. If I could use a rifle, I'd take less, if I had to do it by hand, a million sounds right.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: It's empty right now, it had keys earlier.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. No.

Q: Do have a hardwood or carpet floor in your house?
A: I have both. Hard wood in the communal areas, tile in the kitchen and bathrooms, carpet in the bedrooms.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand, for the most part. We have a built in seat in ours and if I need to shave (cause we don't have a bath, yet) I sit.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I can't live without at least someone, so yes.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Shit, uh, three. But I hate the sound they make with a passion.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: When I was in middle school.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Too many things and you really don't care enough to listen to all that.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: On what? On DA? Well, Tybalt was the last person to friend me so she's first on the list. However, if I could choose the order, it would be Captainblood.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. Elizabeth.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: My Uncle Bruce. SHIT. I FORGOT TO RELAY THE MESSAGE HE LEFT FOR MY DAD. OH NO!

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Elizabeth.

Q: Last text you received?
A: From Gilles. My crush for the last three years. It's not going anywhere though, so don't worry bby.

Q: Last text you sent?
A: A long thought out response to him.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Coraline?


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 9

Q: Season?
A: Winter

Q. TV show?
A. Dexter, Scrubs, Colbert report.

Q. Flavor of gum?
A. Something sour-ish.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: She's in England.

Q: Mood?
A: My leg keeps falling asleep and Paperchild is going to drive me insane with her crazyness.

Q: Listening to?
A. Remedy by Seether.

Q: Watching?
A. I'm not watching anything NOW but I'm watching the series speedgrapher. It's good.

Q: Worrying about?
A: If I can keep a relationship going without hurting the person I care about.

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Um, upstairs. To... Check the phone for texts.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: My Luncheon. (Tybs. LOL WHAT?)

Q: What do you dread?
A: My next fuck up.